Akpan has tried out for every school play since JSS 1 and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, “I got a part! I got a part!”

His dad asks him, “Oh yeah? Who do you play?”

His son replies, “I play a man who’s been married for 30 years with 4 children.”

The father says, “Oh, I’m sorry son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.”