A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?”
The old rancher replies, “That’s fine, you shouldn’t go over there though.” As he points at one of his fields.
The FBI agent snaps at him, “I’m am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!” With this he pulls out his badge and shoves it into the ranchers face.
The rancher shrugs this off and continues with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he hears a loud scream from the field he pointed out earlier. Suddenly he sees the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels. The rancher rushes to the fence and yells “Your badge! Show him your badge!”