A man and his wife are driving down the road as the wife says, “I want a divorce.”

The man says nothing, just speeds up slightly.

The woman continues, “That’s not all. I’m taking the house, the car, the kids, and the bank account.”

The man remains a statue, only speeding up a little.

The woman, getting angry, yells at him, “Don’t you have anything to say?”

The man replies, “Nope. I have everything I need.”

The woman asks him, “What do you have?”

Just as they are about to slam into a tree going 100 MPH the man yells, “The airbag!”

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